bouquet.wav
Harry:  I want to talk to Threlkis.
Loomis:  At his granddaughter's wedding?  On what business?
Harry:  I wanna help him catch the bouquet.

coffee.wav
Harry: Every day for the last ten years, Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee only it's got sugar in it.   A lot of sugar.  I just came back to complain.

contusion.wav
Harry:  Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General?
Hostess:  Yes I do.
Harry:  Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance?  Tell em there's two sorry-lookin' assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones.

day.wav
Harry:  Go ahead.  Make my day.

day2.wav  (end of film)
Harry:  Come on, make my day.

dog.wav
Harry:  Listen, punk, to me you're nothing but dogshit, do ya understand?  And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed.  So take my advice- be careful where the dog shits ya!

fishheads.wav
Harry:  Why don't you boys go suck some fish heads, huh?

humans.wav
Ray:  C'mon sailor, I know there's some question you wanna ask me.  Go ahead, you might get lucky.
Harry:  Only with humans.

ketchup.wav
Harry:  Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog!

legend.wav
Briggs:  You know who you're talkin' to?   Hmm?  You know my record?
Harry:  Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind.

we.wav
Harry:   Well, we're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Punk:  Who's "we", sucker?
Harry:  Smith, and Wesson, and me.