dolly.wav
Harry:  What's this?
Woman:  You've heard of a tackling dummy?  Well, it's the same concept.
Harry:  I see.  For seventy-five dollars you get to make it with a rubber dolly?

lumberjack.wav
Bressler:  Harry, do me a favor.  Go easy on her, huh?  It's her first day, and it's been a damn long one.
Harry:  Look, she wants to play lumberjack, she's gonna have to learn to handle her end of the log.

mighty.wav
Abdul:  Don't worry, pig.  We'll see she don't get lonesome.
Harry:  Well, that's mighty white of you.

mouthwash.wav
Harry:  May I make a statement, McKay?
McKay:  Go ahead!
Harry:  You're mouthwash ain't makin' it!

pencil.wav
Harry:  Look, I'm coming down there in five minutes and you'd better have those files open, you pencil-pushing son of a bitch!!  (slams phone down)

sportsjacket.wav
Punk:  On the floor, motherfucker!
Hostage:  For God's sake, mister, do like he says!
Harry:  This is my best sportsjacket...

suppository.wav
McKay:  That's it, Callahan, you just got yourself a 60 day suspension.
Harry:  Make it 90!
McKay:  180!  Give me your star.
Harry:  Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain.
McKay:  What did you say?!
Harry:  I said stick it in your ass!!

tanhat.wav
Harry:  You didn't see anybody go in there before the explosion, did ya?
Scoutmaster:  No.
Harry:  You sure?  Black guy with a tan hat and suit, briefcase?
Scoutmaster:  Hey, I did see a guy like that...
Harry:  Was he a short guy, about five-one?
Scoutmaster:  No, this dude was six-foot.
Harry:  That's him.

team.wav
Harry:  As I recall, the last time we played as a team, I got the cue stuck in my ass.

treat.wav
Harry:  You said High Priority was to run these hoods out of San Francisco.
McKay:  I never said to use violence!
Harry:  Well, what'd you want me to do, yell `Trick or Treat' at em?!